day 5

raise your hand if you're shocked i'm still blogging.
(hand raised)

ok so this is gonna be short and sweet. i have a grad school interview tomorrow and i need to go get my smarty-pants sleep.

in the perfect world of nothing-bothers-mary, nobody would ever do these things. (yes, i know. this isn't so much a "make the world a better place" post. more of a "things that annoy the crap out of mary" one.)

1. if you go through the trouble of taking the toilet paper out of the cabinet, unwrapping it, and using it... then just PUT IT ON THE TOILET PAPER ROLL. it'll take you, what? 20 extra seconds?
2. i hate when people smack their gum or crunch their food extra loud, especially things like chips or pretzels. pretty much, if you're eating, i really don't like to hear it. going to the movies will drive me nuts sometimes just listening to people eating their popcorn.
3. don't drive slow in the fast lane.
4. along the same lines as the toilet paper, if the garbage can is full, just change the bag. shoving garbage in the can until the bag falls down the sides will not make it any easier to change.
5. this one, unfortunately, will probably never change unless i move out of buffalo. i hate when the bottom of my pants get wet and salty when i walk outside. i'm not exactly what you would say the tallest girl you know, so a lot of my pants drag a tiny bit. that line of salt once it dries drives me crazy!! (because that means i must do wash more than once a month...) also, take your snowy boots off at the door because i hate when my socks get wet. (sorry, esther. i must've passed this one on to julia!)

so, that didn't turn out to be as short and sweet as i'd hope. more dragged out and bitchy. see you tomorrow!